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neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

Mar 9 / 254,041 notes
Who needs a nail salon when you have zigzag scissors and scotch tape? 💅✂️✨🍊
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geoffrox:

“Because you are the best liar I ever met. You tell them whatever you need to tell them to gain their trust. Find out everything you can about them… and then get back here." | Lost, 6.8: Recon
About A Boy is my favorite book and one of my favorite movies…and I’m a little frightened for this tv spin off. Hopefully it’s good? 
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thatdisneydarling:

forever-pretty-awkward:

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

he’s so majestic
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